Ben Dahl

I wish deals like this popped up in Chicago.

graemewa:

Jes always got my back. 8 bones. (Taken with instagram)

I’m a good friend.

I have nothing else to add.

Presented without comment.

thatwhitebitch:

Yo, I’m learning that a lot of the country doesn’t know what it’s like to have their boogers freeze. My younger brother uses that as a kind of litmus/friendship test in college when he talks to people from different parts of the country re: the weather: “Have you ever had your boogers freeze?”

Them: “THAT HAPPENS?” I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else because my mom and dad made me walk to school and the intrepid suburban Chicago school systems like, never shut down so I’ve had to endure this phenomenon quite often in my life, but come on. New Yorkers are walking around in this 25 degrees today like it’s Antarctica. Do you know how much more your body can handle than this? Also, maybe I prefer cold weather? I’m learning so many things about myself this year.

Call me when your boogers freeze.